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Monday, September 11th, 2006
09-11-03 9:52am
Chocolate covered mud babies
My fiance prpduces such awesome mud babies.

Current Mood: cheerful
09-11-03 9:52am
Chocolate covered mud babies
My fiance prpduces such awesome mud babies.

<img src=http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/993/001b57q8qz5.jpg?

Current Mood: cheerful
Friday, March 17th, 2006
03-17-03 10:52pm

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006
01-04-03 10:43pm
Join shit_lovers!

Wednesday, August 4th, 2004
08-04-03 11:19am
3 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Wednesday, July 7th, 2004
07-07-03 9:25pm
I ate a big bowl full of buttery pop corn and then took a laxative because my stomach was bloated. Now I'm popping corn out my butt.

Current Mood: cranky
Saturday, July 3rd, 2004
07-03-03 7:50pm
I'm popping poop out of my butt like canon balls from a canon! Ass fireworks! Have a Poopy 4th of July!

Current Mood: jubilant
Wednesday, June 23rd, 2004
06-23-03 6:03am
hi im dottie..
i love poop..
1 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Monday, June 21st, 2004
06-21-03 11:10am
Sunday, June 20th, 2004
06-20-03 1:25pm
the poop saga
i have problems with poo when i'm traveling, and this seems like the only community so actively devoted to poo (is it a fetish? =x). honestly i'm a little wary of posting here, but any help i can get is very very welcome.

ever since i was young, i always made these big, uh, logs that 90% of the time clog the toilet (i've gotten used to using a fork to break em up =x). they're like at least 7 in long and 2.5 in at the widest, sometimes 3 in. and i can't poop unless i've been on the computer, surfing the internet for awhile --- i guess being online just puts me in an optimal state of relaxation for poo (=xxxxx). and i poop 2-3 times a week. this is a bad bad problem when i'm away from home because the log is getting big and it just won't come out. last christmas, i went on a tour bus around the southwest US and i wouldn't poo for 5 days straight. once it got really bad, the tour bus stopped and i tried for 20 minutes to get it out, but all that came out was pee, and then it was 2 hours until the next stop in vegas, and my insides felt like they were splitting apart. i was bowled over in pain. then in the vegas hotel i bolted for the loo, and it finally came out and it was two of my usual poos stuck together, like 14 in long, and the older one was darker =x. and some diarrhea-like stuff came out after that (needless to say, that assburger didn't get flushed and my apologies to the custodian). so then i tried my friend's isotonix purple powder stuff which she swears by and that just made me fart a lot and poop tiny dark sticky things at bad times (but it was still better than the worst 2-hour bus ride of my life). now i'm going on a 2-week trip to china and i'm very apprehensive of that. the only things that seem to help a little are oatmeal and some exercise, but then it still has a hard time coming out. even at home when i poop normally, it's slightly dry, though it exits quickly and there's still some stuff left over. right now i'm test-driving metamucil tablets but apparently those work by adding bulk (?) and that's the last thing i need. help?
2 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Monday, June 14th, 2004
06-14-03 2:50am
Saturday, June 12th, 2004
06-12-03 10:23pm
I just got a job offer to clean up elephant poop at the zoo. It pays by the pound! And I get to keep all the undigested peanut shells I want.

Current Mood: happy
Monday, May 24th, 2004
05-24-03 12:20pm
yup, i made thai food last night, and this morning it came out rather interesting. i have no idea why it's so green (it must be all that spinach).

4 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
05-11-03 10:58pm
I'm always proud to poop in the toilet at work! I always try my best to clog up the bowl with a mighty log! The janitor appreciates my hard work and I appreciate the hard work he does plunging the mess. Real team work!

Current Mood: productive
Tuesday, April 27th, 2004
04-27-03 11:16pm
nude one day, mother the next.
me]: hi poophead!
Gil]: hey cranky head
me]: im not cranky right now O:-)
me]: just hot
Gi]: turn on a fan or something
me]: dont have one. but oh well.
me]: i'll just sleep naked.
Gi]: if you sleep nakie a roach might go up your butt
me]: ewww not uh
me]: i sleep nakie all the time.
Gil]: it'll lay eggs in you then you'll have baby roaches in you
me]: lol
me]: i'll have to poop them out!
Gil]: hahahah yeah
Jeff]: well that's not the case.
Jeff]: cuz i sleep nudie all the time.
Jeff]: and no asslovin' roachies yet.
me]: lol
Gil]: how does he know he's asleep and the roachies are to tiny for him to feel anything
me]: lol ew
me]: so, if i poop the babies out, does that mean im the mom?
Gil]: yeah and once they pop out you might want try to free them from the poop then try to breastfeed them
me]: ew hahahaha
Gil]: true!!!
Gil]: believe me

Current Mood: content
Sunday, April 25th, 2004
04-25-03 11:20pm
sorry about the lack of lj-cut
zerosoma33: heyy
schonheit innen: hi
zerosoma33: how are you
schonheit innen: bored
schonheit innen: need a cigarette
schonheit innen: you?
zerosoma33: amazed
zerosoma33: haha
schonheit innen: ?
zerosoma33: and i figure since you send me links to sites about poop it wont gross you out
zerosoma33: i just took a dump
zerosoma33: and this one turd
schonheit innen: lmao
zerosoma33: looked like a pineapple =-O=-O=-O=-O=-O
schonheit innen: DUDE
zerosoma33: it was like, a bunch of those tiny little turds
zerosoma33: but in one giant clump
schonheit innen: you shoulda took a picture
zerosoma33: looking like a pineapple
zerosoma33: i know i shouldve :-(
schonheit innen: fucking a joe! what were you thinking
zerosoma33: if i ever get one like it again ill do it
schonheit innen: hahaha
zerosoma33: haha.. my dad was out in the hallway:-(
zerosoma33: so i couldnt have been like HEY HAND ME MY CAMERA CHAMP!
schonheit innen: you're not one of those freaks that refuse to believe that girls poop right?
zerosoma33: no not at all
zerosoma33: where else would all that excess food go haha
schonheit innen: haha ok
schonheit innen: cuz there's some weird boys that like, cover their ears and hum when girls talk about pooping
zerosoma33: haha hell no not me
zerosoma33: when they do im like sweeeeeeet and start sharing stories
schonheit innen: hahaha
zerosoma33: hopefully by this time next month i shall have my wireless network :-D
zerosoma33: then i can talk to you wihle i poop
zerosoma33: haha
schonheit innen: haha
zerosoma33: classy 8-)
schonheit innen: and take pictures of your constipated face
zerosoma33: hahaha yeah
zerosoma33: i could hook up my webcam
schonheit innen: hahaha
schonheit innen: i am so posting the poop conversations in proud to poop
zerosoma33: hahaha
schonheit innen: :D

Current Mood: bored
Tuesday, April 13th, 2004
04-13-03 4:28pm
so im at my boyfriends house and he has to poop. so he goes upstairs turns on the music and a good 30 minutes later he comes back down...in different clothes.
i asked him, "why the wardrobe change?"
his response, "I get naked when I poop. All the way down to my watch."

do most people get naked to poop?
or is it a guy thing...
...or am i the odd one out?
5 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Sunday, April 4th, 2004
04-04-03 1:35pm
lately ive been pooping so incredibly much.
everywhere i go, if i go to the bathroom to pee
a few little nuggets come out.
which kinda rules but kinda sucks
i like to poop bowl fulls
but these are like rabbit poops
perfectly round.
2 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Monday, March 22nd, 2004
03-22-03 12:51pm
so this is definatly the most hysterical community ever, and I felt the urge to join.

so ive had quite a bit of an issue here.

I used to be a regular pooper, id eat something, and 5 mins later that food graced the toilet with its presence. And my friend was the exact oposite, she never pooped. Now the tables have turned and shes shitting every 5 mins like its her day job, and i havent pooped in about 2 weeks straight. right now im eating a bowl of pasta to see if it'll help. ill tell you how that turns out.
3 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
03-22-03 10:24am
eat your fiber, kids.

P is for Poopy, that's good enough for me.

P is for Poopy, that's good enough for me.

P is for Poopy, that's good enough for me!

OH Poopy Poopy Poopy starts with P!

Current Mood: bouncy
Tuesday, March 16th, 2004
03-16-03 11:39pm
muh hahahaha
no, mine are bigger.

one more hereCollapse )

Current Mood: complacent
10 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Tuesday, February 10th, 2004
02-10-03 9:02pm
when i take immodium a-d i dont poop for like 3 days. am i wierd?
2 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Thursday, January 29th, 2004
01-29-03 4:33pm

hi im sarah. i just learned how to post in communities! so im going to post my coolest poop story i have


"well i was in my dads new apartment and i had to poop. so i took a nice healthy slider. when i was done..i flushed..like normal..but instead of going down smoothly it went vertical and got stuck so with all the flushing force the whirlpool of the toilet had to break the poo in half in order to suck it down. idk it made me giggle. and heres the pic my friend took for me when i wasnt looking.


thats the mysterious poop!

3 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Sunday, October 5th, 2003
10-05-03 10:14pm
hey mr tambapoopman
so, I was pooping
and eating at the same time
it's my favorite thing to do

one of these days I wanna stuff myself and then continue eating while I poop so that I could have a steady stream going in and out of me at the same time.

"hey mr poopman, play a song for me
I am not peeing but this is the place that I'm going pooo" - Bob Dylan

Current Mood: poopylicious!
1 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
10-05-03 8:53pm
LMAO! I was just being bored and searching "poop" and I must say this is the funniest thing I have seen in a while! I was literally sitting here cracking up because this is so funny! Thanks for brightening my day! I guess I should share a poop story!: ONe time I was at my cousins house and there was god shit on the floor and I didn't know what to do with it so I put it in an old sock and threw it in my cousin's hair and it was really funny....lol. Hmm... what else? Yestersday I was at a cross country meet and while I was running I realized that I really had to take a shit and I thought I was going to go in my jersey, but instead I ran really fast and had to go in the porta potty:/ Well I just wanted to say hi! Thanks for the smile!
10-05-03 5:05pm
The First Annual 2003 Livejournal Awards

nominate this community!

and promote it as well.
1 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Sunday, August 24th, 2003
08-24-03 7:10pm
i'm delusions of grandeur. krystal is obdurate. we've never discussed poop before
so i thought i'd share


·[-Delusions of Grandeur-]· i believe in peace, bitch. says:

[ ·Obdurate·] - And in the shadow she crawls, clutching her faded photograph. says:
<3 you too

 ·[-Delusions of Grandeur-]· i believe in peace, bitch. says:
i went poop

[ ·Obdurate·] - And in the shadow she crawls, clutching her faded photograph. says:
[ ·Obdurate·] - And in the shadow she crawls, clutching her faded photograph. says:
Was it good?

 ·[-Delusions of Grandeur-]· i believe in peace, bitch. says:
yeah. it was.

[ ·Obdurate·] - And in the shadow she crawls, clutching her faded photograph. says:
Yeah, it often is.

 ·[-Delusions of Grandeur-]· i believe in peace, bitch. says:
unless you have to spend a lot of time wiping. that annoys me.

[ ·Obdurate·] - And in the shadow she crawls, clutching her faded photograph. says:
Yeah, me too

 ·[-Delusions of Grandeur-]· i believe in peace, bitch. says:
i went poop. then i peed. and then i pooped a little bit more.

[ ·Obdurate·] - And in the shadow she crawls, clutching her faded photograph. says:
Cool cool

 ·[-Delusions of Grandeur-]· i believe in peace, bitch. says:
i think it's weird when people read on the toilet. i don't do that.
 ·[-Delusions of Grandeur-]· i believe in peace, bitch. says:
i'm an in-out kinda person

[ ·Obdurate·] - And in the shadow she crawls, clutching her faded photograph. says:
Pooping and peeing in the same sitting are good
[ ·Obdurate·] - And in the shadow she crawls, clutching her faded photograph. says:
and yeah, so am I
[ ·Obdurate·] - And in the shadow she crawls, clutching her faded photograph. says:
is good^

Current Mood: poopy
2 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Tuesday, August 12th, 2003
08-12-03 11:48pm
Okay. So. We were making out. And then talking about poop, and constipation. And then we laughed.

Jessica and I are insane, in the... insanely good way.
Sunday, August 3rd, 2003
08-03-03 4:45am
i just reread this entry and i think i want to die. no no, i'm pretty sure i want to die.
I can admit it. I have a mild fascination with turds. I think it's neat because all poop is unique different. Poop is like snowflakes. Seriously, sometimes I stare at my shit for hours.

Now, I have a hard time looking at other people's shit, though. Like poopsex, etc. But when it's my own I feel very comfortable watching, studying, and sometimes even chatting with my poop. Sometimes I defecate rainbows and it is immaculate. I could never get into the profession of proctology, however, because I don't like anii. But I like knowing about why poop looks the way it does and what you can eat to make it look certain ways. It's almost like you can shape and style your poop to the exact way you want it to be just by eating certain foods. Poop should float, right? Whatever. I shit logs.

Seriously. It's delicious.

Current Mood: bored
4 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Wednesday, July 16th, 2003
07-16-03 12:01am
hi im new,and yeah.dont you hate it when you poop and like..its really messy so you have to wipe a lot and you wipe so much your anus is raw and then hurts?
that sucks.

Current Mood: amused
1 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Friday, July 11th, 2003
07-11-03 6:35pm
coiled LIKEaFIST: i'm listening to xtina - dirrty. my mom is on the toilet. dude. awesome.
x repertoire x: oh my gosh
x repertoire x: IS SHE POOPING?!?!
x repertoire x: hahah
x repertoire x: remember when we were on the phone and you told me she pooped and she got mad?!?!
x repertoire x: HAHAHAH
x repertoire x: YES YOU SHOULD!
x repertoire x: why do people need a book to poop!?!?!/!? is there something about pooping that requires a book1!?!?!
x repertoire x: "pooping for dummies" hmm...
coiled LIKEaFIST: ha!
coiled LIKEaFIST: i never read.
coiled LIKEaFIST: never.
x repertoire x: my mom can't effing stop laughing.
x repertoire x: neither do i.
x repertoire x: i'm in, out. done.
x repertoire x: oh, that's it. joining proud_to_poop
coiled LIKEaFIST: if it takes a little longer than possible... i just pick my nose and pray for a miracle.
coiled LIKEaFIST: once! my mom brought me an apple! and i ate that while i was waiting.
x repertoire x: oh my gosh..
x repertoire x: i hope you don't mind this being posted on the internet
coiled LIKEaFIST: not at all.
1 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
07-11-03 1:21am
seriously, guys.
1 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Tuesday, June 17th, 2003
06-17-03 6:11pm
when i was 4 years old i was constipated and i sat on the toilet eating brocoli for like 3 hours
2 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Tuesday, June 10th, 2003
06-10-03 11:29pm
Beans Beans The Musical Fruit..
I've been eating alot of baked beans on potato bread toast,I'm trying that No Carb.s diet thing.
So yeah I dont know if it's working or not but I've been pooping alot.
I just got don pooping right now andI thought of my beloved comrades at the PROUD_TO_POOP community. I'm just tryin ot keep it real yo. ^,^

Current Mood: amused
1 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Wednesday, June 4th, 2003
06-04-03 10:26am
i swear ive been having the best poops ever lately.
this morning it was another phantom poop, but that was only the last one.
before that it was like little poops that float.
very very cool.
1 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Friday, May 30th, 2003
05-30-03 5:21pm
whole reason I made this community.Collapse )

we serisouly talk about this EVERYTIME
for at least two years.

Wednesday, May 28th, 2003
05-28-03 3:07am
..::i poop too::..
Join anus_eat_good today!

Finally a community for the homeless, sickos, and bastards!

Do you like pooping on plates and sliding them under your dresser for a few days?! Sure you Do!!

What about sticking the wooden broom handle into your anus to entertain your guests?!

Come to anus_eat_good and tell us about it!
1 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Saturday, May 24th, 2003
05-24-03 6:51pm

Current Mood: awake
Friday, May 23rd, 2003
05-23-03 9:02am
ooops sorry... duh.

here they are:

05-23-03 8:59am
the poop man
my friend saw this car while on his lunch break and took pictures for me.

Monday, May 19th, 2003
05-19-03 11:17pm
excuse me..
I'm just tryin to keep this community alive!

I dont recall pooping much lately.This weekend I didnt really eat much,just drank alot of beer and slept alot.

Right now I am exceptionally gas-y.Out of both ends.

Okay scratch that I REALLY gotta poop now.YAY.

excuse moi.
Tuesday, May 13th, 2003
05-13-03 12:16am
phantom poop...
ever had one?
its like you poop, and you get up to look at it and its not there.
you know you pooped but its just gone.
then you do a test wipe and theres no poop on the paper.
so did you poop or did you just sit on the toilet and dream it.
you really pooped but it was big and long and went right down the hole.

i love phantom poops.
2 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Friday, May 9th, 2003
05-09-03 9:32am
this you have to see....
Think of them as the Proud to Poop action figures...

Thursday, May 8th, 2003
05-08-03 11:55pm

Current Mood: i feel like poop
1 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
Sunday, May 4th, 2003
05-04-03 1:39pm
= sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals into anus or vagina

yes, this was necessary.

Current Mood: contemplative
05-04-03 3:53pm
i started a community nasty_bathrooms which features photos of delightfully disgusting public restrooms.

please join us!
Thursday, May 1st, 2003
05-01-03 11:50am
join girls__only

thanks. xo
Wednesday, April 30th, 2003
04-30-03 2:18pm

my friend sara ilovedhereyes posted this.
& couldnt help it.

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2003
04-23-03 10:55pm
just for old times sake. k?
morta kat: aaaaaaaaand i love you
morta kat: for that IM today
coiled LIKEaFIST: :-) where were you when you read it?
morta kat: walking outta my class
morta kat: cause my battery died during!
morta kat: so i couldn';t laugh out loud. :/
morta kat: but some kids saw me walking away laughing
morta kat: and looked at me wierd
morta kat: but they do that anyway cause i sit in the booth and eat alone .. same thing .. grilled cheese ranch fries and a lemonade
morta kat: and i dontknow anyone in that class
morta kat: SO
morta kat: oh and cause im hot
coiled LIKEaFIST: do you know how ridiculously good that sounds? raaaaanch fries. <3 (i love being fat!!!!!!)
morta kat: adshufhdui ME TOO!
coiled LIKEaFIST: alksfjdla. you are like. so thin.
morta kat: kinda like .............. you
morta kat: be that as it may ...
morta kat: i still have the soul of a fat person
morta kat: and mind set
morta kat: aaaaaand heart
morta kat: aaaaaaaand thighs
morta kat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand yeah
coiled LIKEaFIST: clogged arteries (and not being able to spell it!) <3<3<3<3
morta kat: ahahah <3333333
morta kat: ya know what
morta kat: this looks like a good conversation to post in our old journal. just for old times sake.
coiled LIKEaFIST: i miss those days. those days when my daddy would see me laughing at the computer and mumble dyke under his breath.
morta kat: YOU CANN
morta kat: minus the whole dyke thing
coiled LIKEaFIST: boo!
coiled LIKEaFIST: it won't be the same!
morta kat: well
morta kat: my stepdad could then
coiled LIKEaFIST: you're the greatest. *hugs*
Monday, April 21st, 2003
04-21-03 11:12pm
as soonas I got home form class I checked out live journal and e_popularity's post made me have ta poop real badly.So I did..

I got new shoes today,guess what colour they are!??


my poop reminded me of my ferret.G.["G." is his name.."G." for GANGSTA.cause he is.]

and kind of reminde me of my dog cause she pooped on the floor this mornign.hmf.
1 girls were proud to poop!       !       OH CRAP!
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